Nine lives. One standard.

A boutique practice for the discerning cat: property, estates, and the vigorous defence of nocturnal conduct. We accept few clients. Fewer accept us.

Arrange an Audience Your barrister may be asleep upon your arrival. This time is billable.

We do not chase ambulances. We chase what we choose.

The Partners

Called to the bar in 2026, having jumped onto it. Has never lost a staring contest with opposing counsel.

Litigates exclusively between 5:00 and 5:15 a.m. Sleeps in fourteen-hour increments; bills in fifteen-minute ones.

From the Record

Whiskers v Unseen Hand £1.2m in treats. The dot remains at large; the verdict does not.

In re: The Good Box Title quieted. The flaps stay open, in perpetuity.

Tabby v Roomba Injunction granted. The machine now docks at a respectful distance.

“They recovered every treat I was owed. I pushed the cheque from the table, as is my right.” Mr B. - Claimant