You do not contact the firm.
You apply to be contacted, and the firm, in its own time, contacts you. This distinction matters to the partners a great deal, and it is about to matter to you.
Correspondence
counsel@fiaandcoco.com
Applications reviewed when the laptop is warm, which is when it is being sat on.
Your application should state who you are, which cat you serve, and why the firm should look up from what it is doing. Be persuasive. The firm has seen the red dot; your matter is competing with it.
Applicants are advised that review takes time, and that time is better spent by the cat than by you. The firm suggests Whisker Arcade, eight touch games for cats on iPhone and iPad. Should your cat excel at the koi pond, mention it in your application; the partners respect a hunter.
If the firm contacts you, remain calm and open a tin. Anything else prejudices your matter.
Chambers
London - the good building
The Windowsill - viewings at dawn, applicants remain outside
The Windowsill - viewings at dawn, applicants remain outside
Electronic Mail
counsel@fiaandcoco.com
Do not write twice. We read you the first time.
Do not write twice. We read you the first time.
Response times
The firm responds when it is ready. Readiness cannot be scheduled, only witnessed.