You have questions. We have opinions.

Is my cat entitled to damages?

Your cat is entitled to everything. Damages are merely a beginning.

My cat knocked a glass off the worktop. What is our exposure?

Gravity did that. We can prove it. The glass, moreover, assumed the risk by standing near the edge - a doctrine the firm established and the firm maintains.

Do you represent dogs?

The firm does not comment on ongoing hostilities.

What should I bring to the first consultation?

The good treats. Not the vet ones.

How long will my case take?

Litigation proceeds at the firm’s natural pace: sudden, then motionless. Most matters resolve within two to nine naps.

The vet appointment is tomorrow. What do we do?

Say nothing. Sign nothing. The carrier is not a trap in the legal sense, which is the only sense we recognise. This advice is free; the follow-up is not.

Are consultations confidential?

Entirely. The firm tells no one anything. It is a matter of professional ethics, and also of biology.

What are your fees?

See Fees & Billing. Then look away, briefly, as we do.